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May 22, 2013
Asshat of the Week – May 21, 2013
Michele Bachmann cracks me up. There are many issues that are important to her, but nothing lights a fire in her belly as much as her fear of a God-sponsored Armageddon destroying Sodom and Gomorrah… oops, I meant America… due to the mere existence of homosexuals. Also, apparently she is a witch. For years, […]
May 17, 2013
Asshat of the Week – May 16, 2013
“One who has their head so far up their ass as to appear to be wearing their ass as a hat.” I had a couple other people lined up as upcoming Asshat of the Week recipients, but today I read something that just boggled my mind, and lo and behold a new Asshat winner was declared. […]
May 10, 2013
Happy Mother’s Day!
My ideal Mother’s Day would be one in which I was mostly alone, without my child or even my husband. I know. I know. I’m gonna burn in hell. Actually, I’m out there totally kickin’ ass 364 days a year to give my daughter the childhood I wish I’d had; and a gift to honor […]
May 3, 2013
Asshat of the Week – May 2, 2013
With regard to gun ownership and violent incidents in the United States, the news just keeps getting better and better. Sure, violent criminals kill people with guns, and definitely crazy people kill people with guns, but then there are always the “accidents” to consider; the 9 – year-old accidentally shot by his father as they […]
May 1, 2013
Winn Dixie Hates Families
I hate these godforsaken “discount cards” required by most stores now in order to get their advertised best price. I remember a decade ago, when I first became aware of this demonic practice. It was a Kroger store in Bowling Green, KY. (It’s particularly stupid when necessary in a city in which you don’t live, […]
April 17, 2013
You Get What You Pay For
I know you get what you pay for and in the case of these ubiquitous strip-mall nail salons run by Asians; I hope it is not a digit-threatening infection that I am purchasing with my austerity measures. Today I went to my favorite salon for a cheap mani/pedi. A pedicure, for me, is thirty minutes […]
April 4, 2013
Asshat of the Week – subtitled: “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up”
April 5, 2013 So many people fought valiantly for the coveted “Asshat of the Week” award this week. For instance, there was Rush Limbaugh protesting gay marriage as the downfall of the institution, all while married to his fourth wife, but then I thought, I should just give him a lifetime achievement award and be […]
March 31, 2013
Santa Bunny
When I was a child, lo those many decades ago, on Christmas Eve Santa brought a wide selection of toys – and always one big thing – spread out under the tree to be pounced upon at the crack of dawn. Christmas morning, 1977 was the last time I rose before the sun without […]
March 29, 2013
Asshat of the Week!
March 29, 2013 Remember when Sandra Bullock was married to Jesse James? What the hell was that about, huh? In 2010, after five years of marriage, and just days after winning an Oscar for “The Blind Side” (really not an Oscar-worthy performance, but who am I? Rex Reed?), Sandra Bullock, and the rest of the […]
May 22, 2013
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